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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare’s clowns, and I love that.
a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO
STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING
I thought it was a picture.
Damn that’s good.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
always reblog. i’m an artist and an author.
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
Hey,
If you’re on mobile you can
1. Hold the reblog button to reblog
2. Hold the new post button and drag it around the screen to make a rainbow trail (no functional purpose)
3. Hold the like button to make the heart vibrate
I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
That’s why his hair is so big. It’s full of secrets
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
i had the urge to search for this and bring it back
i feel like i just discovered a fossil
apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?
apparently this
has lived rent free in my brain
for ELEVEN YEARS!?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
im just curious about what is and isnt a common favorite color
i appreciate reblogs so i can get a lot if responses
A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm
This was the post I was trying to explain. This was how I looked
Yeah I can see how this would feel like having a stroke to an outsider























